I do not look like this. Not even when I get tan. In fact, when I get tan there is a good couple weeks before the tan takes over when I am a freckle face. More accurately, a dirt face. The freckles kind of pop up and don't get splotchy enough to not look like freckles and sparse enough to not look like a tan. Dirt face. Total dirty face. I just can't wait!

More lovely photos here.