Oh man, do I want this little slice of neon flashing around on my feet. They look like they are so saturated with color you'd leave little, blurry light lines trailing behind you if you started walking fast. Or like you could smear your name on your arm with them like we used to with fireflies in the summer. Cartoon puddles of pink dripping off every step. Yes, Sir, I would like these on my feet. The lycra Funny Flat comes in a bunch of great colors, really like the yellow as well, at Wantedshoes.com for $39.99. The black pair makes a great case for becoming your go-to ballet flat.

While your there, poke around. Flats are definitely the strongest category with shoes in a rainbow if colors and styles. I really like the Abacus Flats in yellow and blue for only $19, and the black Clinks at $29. Look for extremely cheap versions of stuff you weren't sure you would want. If you were thinking about the Givenchy jelly gladiators but couldn't commit, here's your chance to try the Wanted Waves for $20. And so on and so forth.