I have no words for this. Too good to be described using words on a screen. I need music. Or confetti.

In summers chock full of music festivals, theme parks, beach trip, and bike rides, it is crucial to remain hands free. Your options are the messenger, the cross strap purse, or my personal favorite, the fanny pack. Yes, the fanny pack. I saved tirelessly in 1988 to buy a New Kids on the Block fanny pack, only to have my plans foiled my younger sister who stole the money for garage sale earrings. To be fair, she did get a sweet pair of red lips that were then mine to keep. I digress. The point is, there is no better way to keep all your items stashed and safe then to have them lashed about waist. And in GIANT BOW no less!

Your eyeballs are not deceiving you, that really is a gigantic bow with six pockets pockets hidden inside. Truly revolutionary. (Jordan, I am looking at you here. Have this express mailed to my house and you can wear it to Pitchfork. Bonus- No metal!)

Brought to you buy the genius at Etsy: CarrotCake. Also comes in a pretty pink and a more serious pinstripe. Each is $24.