We all knew it was coming and here it is. Lindsey Lohan's line of leggings has officially gone on sale at ShopIntition.com. Uggghhh. This time when I have no words it's because all I have for this is eyeball rolling, slow side to side head shaking, and finger down throat puking gestures.

First up, the $132 (!!!) Mr. President leggings with knee pads. Knee pads. Knee. Pads. KNEE. (long pause) PADS.

Next, the very elegant and expensive at $99, Glimmer Leggings. Find them at American Apparel here for $44. When exactly when Marilyn Monroe, who the line is inspired by- the name 6126 refers to her birthday- be wearing these?

Moving on, here are the zippered Dom leggings for $123. Dom? Dom... I don't get it, Lindsey? Like sexy zippers and leggings named Dom, short for Dominatrix? To show everyone how sexy (read- slutty) you are you? Thank you for the subtle messaging, but we already get it. You are selling a pair of leggings that have KNEE PADS on them. KNEE! PADS! Message received.

Last, and possibly least but in this crowded pool of bad leggings who can really say?, the practical and very wearable Leopard ankle gloves for $44. Let's try and break this down, shall we? Ankle gloves. Gloves, one presumes, for the ankles. It's not cold enough for tights, not quite even cold enough for socks, but it is cold enough for ankle gloves. The whole foot does not require a glove, simply the ankle. Hmm. Typically a glove covers the fingers, and recently there has been the fingerless glove trend. Lindsey actually skips the whole ankle glove thing, and moves straight on to toeless ankle socks. Innovation, ladies and gentlemen. A true visionary. Perhaps I should start marketing wrist gloves now.