I like to look like a present sometimes. Not like in a Victoria's Secret giant ribbon bow on my bra kind of way, more of a bow on my head or little bows on my shoes sort of thing. I suppose that would be more looking festive in a general than looking specifically like a present, but then again, we all know my penchant for sort-of costumes. Anyway! Point is! This ring is amazing. I would like it my hand. I consider my hand a little present anyway. It's nice and I still have most of it, so it deserves to be gift wrapped.

Maison Martin Margiela Gift Bow Ring, $245 at eluxury.com. Also amazing from MMM? This crazy Wolf (do you say it "woof" or "woLf"? I say "woof," but my Dad says it that way too, and just try calling my Dad wrong. Not having it. Medium air brushed Wolf Sac, $1,195 at eluxury.com.

That ring is a little Koons-y, yes?