As Morgan pointed out, the sparkle things go all the way to the butt! Crucial element.

I've never seen anything like them- plain black or blue front, then turn and BAM! Hit 'em with rows upon rows of smooth backed nails. You'd be able to make a serious exit in these. Yowsers. They are a pretty spendy, about 90 bucks a pair for the Brassy Stockings, but who else will be rocking these? They remind me of all the boots and booties on the Gucci runway this season and considering those are going for a grand and up, these are a steal!

Bump around the Bebarouque site and find all kinds of crazy tights- feather prints, lace, and another favorite- black tights with a seam of fringe going down the back. Looks a little something you might find in one of those photography studios were you dress up like barmaids and old-timey baseball players or gangsters and hold bottles of Jack Daniels and guns to get a photo put in a "Wanted. Dead or Alive." frame. Yep, I have those pictures. Not sure if it's a look I'd want to recreate for everyday, but then again, I'm not sure it's not.