I've cut myself up pretty bad with jewelry in the past, this comes pre-bloodied for the klutziest of us. Safety bracelet, $110. thedocent.com.

This look like someone was in the process of throwing their engagement ring back at their bethrothed and instead ripped out the diamond and stabbed him in the heart with the prongs. What on earth did he do to deserve that?? And where on earth is that diamond?? Wounded ring, $80, thedocent.com.